Are you kidding me?

Jaden had a lovely visit with Dr. J (the orthodontist) a couple of weeks ago.  Dr. J recommended that Jaden have all the rest of his baby teeth pulled, since he is almost 14 years old.  Doesn't sound too bad except there were 8 baby teeth!  Are you kidding?  How will he eat? (Funny how that is always the moms concern!)  5 teeth on one side and 3 on the other.  So today we visited Uncle Mike (the dentist) who was kind enough to sedate Jaden (the worrier) so he could pull the teeth out.  Jaden did great and doesn't remember a thing, which means  Uncle Mike did a great job!  Some of the teeth came out in more than one piece so of course Jaden says that's awesome because it's more money from the tooth fairy.  Huh?  Apparently the tooth fairy is now paying by the piece!